- I like that we spell shit wrong
- I like that we build relationships with people we barely know solely based on small and routine interactions (ie: learning the name of the cashier from the gas station near your house)
- I like that we drive around in little metal cars with other little humans In cars like rat races
- I like that we wear clothes and make other animals wear clothes
- I like that we put letters in envelopes so no one sees our little messages fr another little human
- I like when they have big noses
- I like when they close their eyes to remember something
- I like when they short words and phrases (ie: gonna)
- I like when they match the colors their wearing with other humans they like
- I like when they make words like "necronomicon"
- I like when they make fancy little useless objects like cheese knives and sleeping angel figurines
- I like when they have wide smiles and the edges of their mouth curl
- I like when they have big curly hair
- I like when they have acne scars and little pimples
- I like when they try and learn other languages to communicate with other humans
- I like when humans do impressions of other humans
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